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this is for kaoru [08 Dec 2006|01:11am]
[ mood | procrastinating ]

Opening Credits: Satisfy My Soul/Bob Marley and the Wailers

Waking Up: This Place Is a Prison/The Postal Service

First Day At School: Xmas Curtain/My Morning Jacket

Falling In Love: Gold Rush Brides/10,000 Maniacs

Fight Song: O Maria/Beck

Breaking Up: Earthquake Weather/Beck

Prom: Special Delivery/The Offspring

Life's OK: Make It Hurt/Busta Rhymes

Mental Breakdown: Sitting/Cat Stevens

Driving: Move Along/The All-American Rejects

Flashback: Near Wild Heaven/R.E.M.

Getting Back Together: Graduate/Third Eye Blind

Wedding: Tick Tick/Yeah Yeah Yeahs

Amazing Hot Sex Porno Scene: Du Riechst So Gut/Rammstein

Birth of Child: Hjartað hamast/Sigur Rós

Final Battle: Peggy Sue/Buddy Holly

Death Scene: Christmas Time Will Soon Be Over/Jack White

Funeral Song: ABoneCroneDrone3/Sheila Chandra

End Credits: The Wanton Song/Led Zeppelin

thanks. i think my life officially has the worst soundtrack ever. i'm especially fond of the fact that the prom song is really really stalkerish, and my sex scene song is about raping someone on a burning bridge.

thanks, itunes. i feel the love.

...and yeah, i have weird music on my computer.

be weird like me

[13 Nov 2005|05:52am]
yeah, so some things i thought i'd never hear anyone say to me:


"I like it when Jenny's my ho."

And someone tell Karl I went to freaking IHOP.

I just tried to take the phone out of my pocket and there was this spinny thing, and I was pushing it, and I was thinking "what is this?" And then I remembered it was a lighter. HAH I JUST ALMOST LIT MY CLOTHES ON FIRE.

Damn. I'm going to bed.
1 weirdo | be weird like me

Reasons why this is better than high school: [04 Oct 2005|01:46am]
Monday night for the past four years:

4:00 - start homework
6:00 - eat dinner with family
12:00 - need more caffeine
3:00 - give up on homework
6:20 - wake up. die.


4:20 - start homework
5:00 - finish homework, go to sleep
7:00 - wake up, watch tv
8:00 - eat dinner with katy christine and kyle
9:00 - watch scary movie. cry.
11:30 - play freeze tag on horseshoe
12:00 - get bitten by fire ant. play hand games. play simon says. hold eli's shoe hostage.
1:30 - get pushed into a sprinkler, fail at pushing the pusher into another sprinkler (only i could push someone directly into a sprinkler and have them manage not to get wet)

this morning i cut my thumb. like, there was blood. what was i doing? trying to cut my bagel in half for breakfast. with a plastic knife. i am such a failure, and all my clothes are wet. thankfully we have a new towel rack in our bathroom. our bathroom is effing sweet. it has everything. i should take pictures.

heather -- i watched say anything yesterday. i thought of you.
1 weirdo | be weird like me

special update for danielle [08 Jul 2005|12:05am]
all of my friends have left town except for karl. therefore, there is nothing to do and i am bored. i eat too much and keep gaining weight. karl's being a jerk because he thinks that because i'm his friend i'll forgive him when he's completely unreliable and contributes 95% to the lack of things ever getting done as planned. sadly this is true and it's pissing me off. everyone else is annoyed at me except the people i haven't talked to in a month. my eyes hurt and i just found a fucking cockroach in my house which is the grossest thing ever. i'm terrified of my college roommate and i don't want to go to college in general. my family is getting on my nerves, all i want to do is sleep and i'm not tired. i have bugbites and they itch and i don't CARE how good my life is. i know it and i still want to punch all of you in the face. so get over it.

are you happy? this is why i don't write journal entries when i'm not in a journal entry writing mood. because i'm whiny.
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hah! hah! [23 May 2005|07:41pm]
[ mood | relieved ]

all ye unbelievers, rejoice! bask in the glory!


and it sucks, but hey. finished. and i wasn't even the last one.

1 weirdo | be weird like me

[18 May 2005|12:28am]
[ mood | tired ]

Your Political Profile

Overall: 40% Conservative, 60% Liberal

Social Issues: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal

Personal Responsibility: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal

Fiscal Issues: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal

Ethics: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal

Defense and Crime: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal

this counts. i like how i'm super conservative on half the issues and super liberal on the other half. this is why i hate all the political parties :)

i have far, far too much to do.
2 weirdos | be weird like me

[05 Jan 2005|04:39pm]
Take the quiz: "French Quiz"

Vous etes hyper-chouettes.
Wow you know your French! Or maybe you were cheating. Ca m'est egal! You are an awesome French speaker! Let's go to France together OK? Ok I'll see you there.

Take the quiz: "Test your french!"

God you really know your french! email me at karmagurl1015at yahoo.com and we'll talk!

hah, i'm amused. :)
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happy new year :) [01 Jan 2005|11:22am]
[ mood | confused ]

so it's been interesting lately. i guess that's a good word. christmas came and went and i got a pile of nifty stuff like fuzzy mittens and a huge beanbag chair and my personal favorite a gift certificate to BUILD A BEAR! now i can build a bear and not feel guilty for wasting money. *happy* i also got a dart board and i don't know what i'm going to do with that. odd.

i keep working on college apps and i keep not getting anything done. i have the worst case of writers' block ever, i swear. i know what i want to say, but i'm not able to say it. for, like, the last two weeks. it's driving me crazzzzyyy...

man i got bright turquoise shoes. they make me so happy just because they're bright turquoise. which is only like one of the greatest colors of ALL TIME. three cheers for bright turquoise.

i've gotten a surprising amount done today already. it's interesting how much more time i have when i don't sleep. wow. but yet, i still have massive amounts of work to do today and tomorrow. like, write an entire screenplay. that's going to be interesting because karl decided to turn my movie into a parody of the x-men. which is all fine and good because that means he'll actually help me, but it's presenting problems with the screenplay-writing because i've never actually seen the x-men. hmmmm. i did watch the lion king twice in a row the other night. that was nice. i like the lion king.

wow. i have just learned that if you want to increase the effects of caffeine (because you build up tolerance really fast) then you should take it with grapefruit juice. interesting.

man i watched the weirdest cartoon last night when i was babysitting. it was like this mansion where they run an adoption agency for abandoned imaginary friends. it was crazy. but it was also really funny. maybe i should watch cartoon network more often. oh!!! and danielle do you remember that game in the video game store at the mall with the drums that we didn't know how to play? i definitely learned how to play it. i suck at it, too, because you're supposed to have rhythm to do it, but i know how to play now. which is awesome like something that rhymes with awesome. balsam? nothing really rhymes with awesome. that's depressing.

okay, when i started writing this i definitely knew what was going on and i had some stuff to say. but it has completely disappeared...so you're just not going to get an update on my boring life.

in the other, cryptic, news, which i'm not going to explain to you, i feel a little better now, even though there's still some things i don't understand. although i don't know if that's due to me actually getting over it or to me just ignoring it completely. i have, however, realized that this is all kind of funny in its own way.
i think maybe God is a bit pissed at me right now (or over the last couple of years), and apparently he has a sense of humor when he's angry. really, though, i could have done without the irony. thanks anyway. or else, you could try to make the irony a bit less painful...

grah. i feel the need for some caffeine. i definitely slept for like, 45 minutes last night. oh yeah, i am cool. so very, very, cool.

2 weirdos | be weird like me

[26 Dec 2004|10:42pm]
[ mood | amused ]

man. i was gonna be all smart and meaningful and awesome and write this college essay about the election in Ukraine and the implications and possible outcomes and all that jazz. so then i went to the news and it was like "Yuschenko Declares Victory"


way to ruin my essay *shakes fist*

this is soooo typical.

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[19 Dec 2004|09:41pm]
it's snowering!!
yay! so prettyful!

that is all.
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